I was raised to be a good boy, so alcohol, drugs, and girlfriends were completely out of the question for me growing up.
My parents and close-knit group of quasi-religious college friends managed to keep me away from having fun, and it actually wasn’t until a few years after college that I began to do all of the fun things that anger Allah. Sure, it’s suddenly not so cool to smoke pot and drink once you’re 26 years old, but I had the added benefit of dealers giving me the good stuff because I was older than their normal college town clientele.
The truth is though, that I was greener to the world of “sin” than the weed I was buying.
Because I was such a goody-two-shoes, I avoided the whole “having to hide drugs and booze from my parents” phase of my life. The only thing I did hide was a relationship with a woman, and I didn’t do a very good job of that.
I don’t know how I’d react to my folks ever finding pot in my bag if I was a kid, but I don’t think I’d ever be as slick or inventive as this young woman, who was busted for drugs and paraphernalia by her mom.
So what did she do? She thought fast and drafted up an entire fake school assignment that was convincing as heck.
The fake “experiment” was a study to see how students’ parents would react to finding drugs, pregnancy tests, or an empty beer bottle in their room.
To be honest, it looks completely legitimate. She even added nice bluff touches like putting a teacher’s email address and phone number on it. It was a bold strategy, but definitely a pro move.
If you look closely at the second paper you’ll notice that her mother signed it.
And the user confirmed that her plot worked.
Some users are chalking it up to being “Indian problems”.
But in all honesty, I think that’s anyone from a strict, immigrant parent background.
Others just admired his handiwork.
Some people wondered why she didn’t just tell her mom the truth.
But anyone and everyone with a foreign parent completely understood why this flat-out wouldn’t work.
Others think that her creativity’s being underutilized, and that this kind of ingenuity is perfect for the work force.
Let’s just hope her mom doesn’t go on Twitter.