The Biggest Lobster Roll in Florida. At two feet long and piled with two pounds of fresh Maine lobster, it arrives at the table with all the subtlety of a great white breaching the surface. Guests hear it before they see it. Bells ring. Servers smile. Heads turn.
THERE ARE CERTAIN SOUNDS THAT INSTANTLY SIGNAL DANGER. A rattlesnake. A smoke alarm. The two-note theme from Jaws creeping through the water.
For me, there is another sound that deserves a place on that list: the crack of a lobster claw hitting a plate…