When your dinner comes with a side of jump scares, you know you’re in for more than just a meal. Welcome to The Haunted House Restaurant, where the line between dining and immersive entertainment is deliciously blurred. Located in Cleveland Heights, this spine-tingling spot is part eatery, part haunted funhouse, and totally unforgettable.
From the moment you step inside, it’s clear this isn’t your average burger-and-fries joint. Think fog machines, horror movie posters, creepy-cool lighting, and servers who might just be moonlighting as monster hunters. Whether you’re a horror buff or just along for the ride, The Haunted House Restaurant gives you an experience that’s equal parts campy and captivating—no costumes required (but they’re always welcome).
What We Love
Themed Dining That Goes All In
Every inch of the restaurant is dripping in spooky detail—from flickering chandeliers to ghoul portraits and skeletons hanging out near the bar. If you’re a fan of Freddy, Jason, or Ghostface, this is basically your dream dining room.
Over-the-Top Comfort Food
The menu leans unapologetically indulgent—think colossal burgers, towering waffles, cheesy pastas, and drinks that bubble and smoke like potions. It’s fun food made to match the outrageous decor, and every dish arrives with flair (and sometimes, fog).
Photo Ops Everywhere
Want to sit in a coffin-shaped booth? Pose with a life-size Chucky? Snap a selfie under a blood-red neon sign that reads “Let’s Eat, Boo!”? You’ll have a hard time choosing which photo to post first—and that’s half the fun.
Entertaining Staff & Surprises
The staff don’t just serve—they perform. Expect random outbursts of theatrical scares, playful jokes, or even table visits from roaming characters in costume. It’s part haunted house, part comedy club, and all part of the show.
Perfect for Celebrations
Birthday? Bachelorette? Family reunion of the ghoulish kind? This place knows how to throw a party. Guests can pre-book decorations and even choose a special “scare moment” to make their visit extra memorable.
Atmosphere & Setting
The vibe is spooky but playful—more Scooby-Doo than Stephen King. Deep purple lighting, eerie sound effects, and pulsing bass from classic horror soundtracks give the space a thrilling energy. Black-and-red booths line the main room, while horror film clips flash across giant TVs overhead. Despite all the scares, there’s something weirdly cozy about it. You feel like you’re in on a secret show—and dinner’s part of the act.
Value (Is It Worth It?)
Absolutely—especially if you go in knowing you’re getting dinner and a show. Most entrees are in the $15–$25 range, with large portions and theatrical presentation. Specialty cocktails and mocktails add flair without breaking the bank, and there’s even a kid’s menu for your little ghouls. You’ll probably spend around 90 minutes total, depending on how long you linger for photos and frights. It’s ideal for families, friend groups, or date nights with someone who loves a little thrill.
Other Considerations
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Parking: There’s a small lot and street parking available, though it can fill up on weekends—arrive early or rideshare.
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Hours: Typically open for lunch and dinner; check their social media for special events or “haunted brunch” dates.
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Accessibility: Mostly accessible, though the dim lighting and narrow walkways may pose challenges for some.
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Noise Level: This is not a quiet dinner spot. Expect bursts of laughter, sudden screams, and the occasional chainsaw sound effect.
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Kid-Friendliness: It’s PG-13 spooky—more fun than fear, but know your audience. Some kids love it, others might hide under the table.
If you’ve been craving something out of the ordinary—or just want to sink your teeth into comfort food with a side of spooky flair—The Haunted House Restaurant might just be your next favorite haunt.
The Haunted House Restaurant
📍 13463 Cedar Rd, Cleveland Heights, OH 44118