On Wednesday, March 18th, a 10th grade English class was ever so rudely disrupted by the implosion of a fidget cube that was squeezed ever so slightly harder than the manufacturer suggested. While the majority of students were able to evade the consequent stream of goo, there were several casualties. An anonymous student has reported to the Avocado that it “landed on their sleeve”, and that “it would take a while to wash it off”.
In the face of this horrible tragedy, Mr. Kim, after an emergency meeting with concerned parents and faculty, has declared that Needohs are a threat to students’ health and safety. As of today, they are permanently banned at Albuquerque Academy. Anyone who possesses a Needoh will now be required to store it in their locker or backpack…..