There’s a place in Falls Church where the neon glows brighter than your future and the menu is longer than a CVS receipt, and somehow both of these things make perfect sense.
JV’s Restaurant is the kind of establishment that makes you question whether you’ve been living your life correctly up until this very moment.
Listen, I’m not saying that every restaurant needs to look like it was decorated by someone who raided a time capsule from 1985, mixed it with a photo album from the last seventy years, and then said “more neon” approximately forty-seven times.
But I am saying that the world is a better place because JV’s exists exactly as it is…