Kirby House residents flooded the Public Danger emergency number with reports of deep unease and anxiety on Thursday. Something was terribly wrong when they stepped outside to the Quad, but they couldn’t quite put a finger on what.
“I haven’t been this freaked out since someone bled out all over the side door in the middle of the night,” said Gill Burt ‘27. “Hey, whatever happened to that guy?”
Public Danger’s only officer went to investigate the source of the dread and realized it was obvious: Pardee Hall had completely disappeared from the peripheral Quad landscape and fallen into a sinkhole!…