Valentine’s Day can be a rough one for a lot of people. Not everyone has that “someone special” to celebrate with. For some, they don’t have a reason to spend their hard-earned cash on some tangible representation of their undying affection. That doesn’t mean, however, that they’re completely left out. In Amarillo, there is a way you can celebrate and use it as a nice way of sticking it to your ex.
How To Get Back At Your Ex In Amarillo For Valentine’s Day
The Amarillo Zoo is back for another year of giving you the perfect way to get back at your ex this Valentine’s Day. If your ex makes your skin crawl, you’ve got a chance to drive the point home. You’ll even get a nice little digital card, and it won’t break the bank to participate.
They’re having their “Love Bites” event, and it lasts through February 15th. For $2 you can “roach your ex”. Basically, you get the chance to name a roach at the zoo after your ex, and that roach will more than likely become dinner for something a little higher up on the food chain, or being part of an exhibit.
It sounds like the cheapest form of therapy I’ve ever heard of.
You Can Also Adopt A Love Bug For Valentine’s Day
Let’s say that you don’t have some cringe-inducing “used to be” haunting your quiet moments. What if you’ve found that person who lights up your world and makes you smile every time you think of them? You can celebrate too…