The fattest, baddest, nut-loving squirrel around doesn’t just live in North Texas — he rules all of Texas’ state parks.
After out-chonking the competition in an online vote, this plump little legend — Chunkosaurus Rex of Dinosaur Valley State Park near Glen Rose — has claimed the crown as Fat Squirrel Week champion.
His stomping grounds lie about 60 miles southwest of downtown Fort Worth, in a park known for its prehistoric past.
A bracket of bushy-tailed beasts
Hosted by Texas Parks and Wildlife, the quirky contest featured 16 squirrels from state parks across the state, each vying in a bracket-style competition for the title of Texas’ heftiest rodent…