If you’ve ever sprinkled Old Bay on literally everything, debated whether it’s “soda” or “pop” (spoiler: it’s neither—it’s “soft drink”), or corrected someone who said “Baltimore” without the proper Balmer twang, then you’re probably from Maryland. The Old Line State might be small, but it’s got big personality—half North, half South, all attitude. From crabs to traffic circles, Marylanders have their own language, and if you don’t speak it, you’ll stick out faster than a D.C. driver at a four-way stop.
So grab your Natty Boh and a bushel of blue crabs—it’s time to see if you’re fluent in Maryland.
1. Downy Ocean
Translation: The beloved local way to say “Ocean City.” Usually uttered in summer with deep excitement and no irony.
Example: “We’re headin’ downy ocean this weekend—gotta get them Thrashers fries.”
2. Hon
Translation: A term of endearment straight outta Baltimore, usually paired with leopard print and a teasing smile…