Maryland doesn’t whisper — it debates. It’s crab feasts that turn competitive, state flag pride that borders on fashion obsession, and sports loyalties that come with emotional baggage. If you understand these without explanation, you’ve probably argued about Old Bay at least once this week.
1. “Put Old Bay on it.”
Fries? Yes. Corn? Yes. Popcorn? Honestly… yes.
2. “Hon.”
A Baltimore classic. It’s a greeting, a vibe, and occasionally a full aesthetic.
3. “The Beltway.”
If traffic is bad (and it is), just blame the Beltway.
4. “Down the Ocean.”
Not “to the beach.” In Maryland, you go down the ocean — usually to Ocean City.
5. “Natty Boh.”
You don’t have to say beer……