Where do sheriff’s deputies rank in the speed conversation between tortoises and hares?
Luckily, speculation isn’t necessary. We have video evidence.
The Jefferson County Sheriff’s Office last week shared a video to social media of an apprehension of a rather slow suspect: Lard, a tortoise weighing just shy of 100 pounds. Animal control officers received a report of a tortoise wandering in a neighborhood in Littleton on Aug. 31, and when officers arrived on scene, they found Lard walking in a cul-de-sac with his owner attempting to coax him home…