10. Michigan Athletics are so corrupt that there are perpetual investigations into the broken culture and corrupt practices of the athletic department. The current investigation, led by Chicago legal firm Jenner & Block, is examining its systemic dysfunction and has interim University President Domenico Grasso on speed dial. Before that, a WilmerHale law firm investigation found former hockey head coach Coach Mel Pearson encouraged players to lie about COVID-19.
9. The former Wolverine’s head football coach, Sherrone Moore, had a front seat to Michigan’s ‘worst kept secret.’ His carnal urges with a personal ‘assistant’ lost him $16 million, his coaching job, and more.
8. Michigan is a football school. Their hockey team committed the second-highest number of penalty minutes (611) in the NCAA this season. They can hit and tackle, but can they skate?
7. The Michigan nickname is ‘Wolverines.’ A wolverine is the largest member of the weasel family. Weasels? That explains everything…