The Kirkland Police Department has shared a recap of its December activities, a month that was as busy as any other in the suburban sprawl, highlighting a spectrum of incidents ranging from the self-reported to the absurd. The Kirkland Police Department, taking to social media, reported they responded to 3,876 calls and made 146 arrests over the course of the month. A notable moment included a 48-year-old woman who dialed 911 herself after hitting a parked car, admitting she was “definitely DUI,” a confession leading to her arrest.
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