Dearest Gentle Reader,
With a month of the new school year under our belts, it is time to take off those rose-colored glasses and look at the main problem plaguing our fine university. I am of course referring to The Scooter Problem ™ (I’m working on getting that patented).
Imagine this: you are walking across campus. You have on the perfect outfit; your favorite song comes on in your headphones. Life is good, heck, it’s great. Birds are chirping, the ops are nowhere to be found. And then suddenly, ZOOM! You are knocked off your feet, breath is absent from your lungs, one earbud has fallen out. You try to gain composure from your disheveled state only to see some student athlete nonchalantly driving by on their scooter not giving a second thought to the fact that they almost ended your life…