Way to go, economy. You went and did it this time. You messed around, and now you’re about to find out.
Boise’s Kohl’s store inside Boise Towne Square will be closing in 2025.
Unless you live under a bridge that is not adjacent to a Khol’s, perhaps you don’t know that it is the place to buy pants. Don’t believe us? Take a look at literally any Kohl’s ad ever:
- PANTS!
- SLACKS!
- BOTTOMS!
- CORDUROYS!
- OVERALLS!
We’re aware that Kohl’s does sell things other than pants, but if that’s the case, why don’t they advertise it? The only product we can ever recall Kohl’s showing off in their advertising campaigns has been…pants.
Therefore, since pants are no longer available for purchase in the Boise area, we are hereby demanding that walking around without pants be immediately legalized within 10-square-miles of Boise Towne Square.
If our demands are not met within 48 hours, you will see us in downtown Boise, walking around without pants. And, probably getting arrested soon after. But, the point will have been made…