Greatest (corrupt) city ever
New York. Greatest effing city in the universe . Even if some hidden planet’s newly discovered 113 quadrillion miles higher than wherever Pete Davidson floats — the fact is downtown, crosstown or wherever Bezos sticks his next banana, today our country tis of who knows from smartness and corruption.
New York, New York. So effing great that it’s named twice. Where else has that? Like there’s Albuquerque Albuquerque? Even fat rats — the four-legged kind — want here. And NOT Florida where late dinner’s 4 p.m. and at the next table is an alligator with that governor who also itched to be president.
Best of everything
We got the best steaks, best cheesecake, best bagels, best museums, best theater — however, there is a small issue. Forget heavy on trash, scaffolding, congestion, prices, taxes, theft, robbery, lousy subway — we’re also tops in crappy electees.
Disgraced ex-Rep. George Santos wants Trump pardon, claims he was politically targeted over being a ‘gay Republican’ in Dem district …