I hope you’re not eating when you read this. More so, I hope you’re not eating food bought at certain grocery store in a certain Garden State city.
Now don’t shoot the messenger. I’m not saying this is true. I’m just saying a study was done analyzing Google reviews of thousands of grocery stores across the country and using key phrases to see which areas have it worse when it comes to the quality of food.
I’m already a little skeeved imagining keywords like “flies,” “rotting,” maggots,” “oozing,” and – you know what? I’m going to stop myself right there.
Takes a quick break from writing the article to barf…