Editor’s Note: This article is a humor column.
As first-year move-in settles down, I’m sure our newest Wahoos — or more likely their mothers — are frantically surfing the web for all the little trinkets they may have forgotten to stuff the family SUV with. You need not worry any longer, however, as a grizzled dorm room veteran — I served five years — I know all the secret items that you will not find on any U.Va. parents Facebook group!
1. Playboy poster…