Editor’s Note: This article is a humor column.
Dec. 17, the University Judiciary Committee announced via “text-blast to the entire school” that they would be suspending the Lighting of the Lawn Committee after they finalized their investigations on allegations of “jolly hazing” that broke after the drone show. After the conclusion of the investigation, new members came forward in droves to tell their harrowing accounts.
The UJC unanimously deemed that the organization — known for heralding in the unofficial start of the holiday season at the University with an astounding light show — has imparted far too much Christmas joy onto its new members…