They were clearly trying to take our jobs
My fellow citizens, I write to alert you to a grave danger: undocumented taco shop workers, in addition to taking jobs Americans are clamoring for, are evidently criminals of the first order.
Recently, ICE raided Pancho’s Tacos in the small city of Mount Vernon, without notifying city police or officials, and arrested several individuals who I’m sure were planning rape, murder and pillage. (Insert emoji eye roll here.)
I’ve had the pleasure of eating at Pancho’s several times…