The heavy hand of government censorship is at it again. This year, Ohio officials silenced hundreds of car owners looking to make a statement with custom license plates. The state’s Bureau of Motor Vehicles has denied 891 vanity plate requests so far this year, and some of them are pretty hilarious.
Some of the most popular rejected plates include crude sexual references, drugs and drug use, various bodily functions, body parts, and variations of your favorite obscenities. Ohio drivers seem to have a keen distaste for children, with “FKMKIDS,” “FTHMKDS,” “FKDEMKD,” and “FTHMKDZ” all submitted—and denied—in 2025.
There are also classics like “69LMAO,” “MILFMBL,” “CRNKHOG,” “STROKEN,” “POOPSAC,” and “DE5 NUTS,” which couldn’t get past the BMV’s puritan eyes. Ohioans also submitted requests for “SGMA BLZ,” “LIL BLZ,” “ICYBLZ”—which is different than “ICEBLZ“—and good ol’ “BLUEBLZZ.”…