Duke Halloweekend just ended, and I, Monday Monday, did The Chronicle a huge favor by surveying everyone on Duke campus about their worst fears. Here’s what they said:
Duke President Vincent Price
“My biggest fear ever since I came to Duke is that someone, anyone, might be able to rally enough support to call attention to how my almost 2 million dollar salary hasn’t been affected by massive school-wide budget cuts, but that’s too long, so just put losing my virginity.”…