Some stories are so strange, so baffling, so wet, that they demand attention. Enter the legend of the UTEP Pisser, a rogue TikTok account chronicling one man’s mission to water every corner of the University of Texas at El Paso campus. And by “water,” we mean exactly what you are thinking.
The videos do not show a face, a name, or any identifying details. Just the unmistakable stream of justice, or injustice depending on how you feel about sacred UTEP landmarks being baptized without permission. Whether it is a staircase, a hallway, or an unsuspecting bronze plaque, the UTEP Pisser is out here committing acts of hydration in the name of chaos.
@utep_pisser
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