Eugene, OR — In a move that surprised absolutely no one, local man Trevor McMichaels has confirmed that his deeply embedded lack of athletic skill seamlessly translates from traditional golf to disc golf.
“I just figured I’d try disc golf because it’s more laid back,” Trevor said, moments before shanking a neon pink driver directly into a blackberry bush with the force of a dying swan. “Turns out I still have the spatial awareness of a folding chair.”
The 34-year-old Eugene resident, who once racked up a 147 on a 9-hole par-3 course in Springfield, thought disc golf might be a more forgiving sport — one where his complete inability to control his limbs wouldn’t matter as much…