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The Daily strives to connect the Stanford community with the news and perspectives to help inform all of your opinions. Although yesterday we positioned ourselves as prospective speechwriters for Google CEO Sundar Pichai, we respect the narrow diversity of opinions that Stanford fosters across campus. Google is a controversial company. To really get a sense of the graduates’ feelings, we asked whether they were planning to cheer Pichai, boo him, walk out of graduation or twiddle their thumbs during his commencement speech. Here are some of your classmates’ stances:
Walking Out – Noam O’Prospects ’26…