Outside the Durham County courthouse on Wednesday evening, a large crowd of onlookers watched in terror as a pair of evildoers stomped around, cackling as they did the one thing all great villains can’t resist: boast about their evil plan.
“I like to keep an eye on all my workers so no one gets a break,” said drag performer Jeff Bozos, imitating the Amazon founder of a similar name. Their partner-in-crime and fellow performer, Pay My Bills Gates, shuddered with joy.
“I love surveillance too, Bozos,” Pay My Bills Gates said. “I just love collecting tons of data for the U.S. government on all of you, and then we share it with ICE, and they use it to deport people.”…