Students struggle with a depressing dating scene as the university continues rizzless ranking reign
In an upsetting but unsurprising turn of events, the University of California, Davis has been ranked No. 1 in “Most Rizzless Universities” by Forbes’ World University Rankings 2026 for the sixth year in a row.
After conducting an unpaid survey, two paid surveys, a double-blind experiment, a Stanford University experiment and one very somber symphony, UC Davis has been forced to conclude that Forbes may have a point. Following the announcement, the university-based dating website Date Drop has deactivated its Davis services…