Gentlemen’s Clubs & Tiny Thieves | 4M #246
Welcome to the two-hundred-and-forty-sixth edition of Morticians’ Monday Morning Mashup, 4M #246, where we’ll serve up bite-sized, easily-digestible nuggets of the deathcare news you need to crush conversations in the week ahead. Bon appetit!
#OpenToWork?
Will the embalming profession soon go the way of milkmen, switchboard operators, and soda jerks? A Texas radio station suspects that might be the case … I think. Here’s what KLAQ-FM wrote in a blog post titled “Jobs that no longer exist in El Paso”: “Jobs Diminished: Embalmer for example. Prepping a dead body for burial requires a process known as embalming. (I know, I used to work at a funeral home. I like radio WAYYY better.) I’m not sure exactly when funeral directors gave up on this but, these days, most if not all embalming procedures are farmed out to companies that do nothing but embalming.” Not sure about the logic here — or the accuracy, for that matter.
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