Disclaimer: The following article is a work of satire and is not based on actual events.
In an astonishing feat of canine collection, a California man has reportedly set a new world record by owning 2,649 Golden Retrievers. Nestled in a modest two-bedroom apartment in Sacramento, this unusual record has set tails wagging and neighbors barking.
John Woofington, the proud owner, began his journey ten years ago when he adopted his first Golden Retriever, Sunny. What started as a love for one furry friend quickly escalated into a passion for adopting every Golden he could find. “I just couldn’t resist their fluffy charm,” Woofington explained while navigating through a sea of wagging tails. “At some point, I lost count, but the joy each one brings is immeasurable.”
Local residents have mixed feelings about Woofington’s record-breaking endeavor. “It’s like living next to a perpetual dog party,” one neighbor commented, dodging a flying frisbee. “I love dogs, but finding a parking spot has become a treasure hunt with all the dog walkers around.”