There’s never a dull moment in Wal-Mart, boys and girls. I’ve seen some of the craziest crud go down while browsing for coffee creamer. Wal-Mart is the great equalizer. No matter who you are, rich or poor, young or old, when you’re shopping in Wal-Mart, you’re just the same as the next guy. It’s part of the experience. It’s the only place I truly don’t mind being seen in my Cookie Monster jammies.