Ah, baby names. The perplexing puzzle that parents tackle with the quest to outdo the neighbors and leave an unforgettable legacy. Some parents dive headfirst into the pool of quirkiness, creating monikers that leave the world both amused and befuddled. I don’t have children, and I can’t imagine the overwhelming feeling of naming a child. I can tell you that I could probably do a better job than a lot of parent who go off the rails when it comes to naming their child.