Somehow, I don’t think my parents were expecting me to ask them what a gangbang was at ten years old. But there we were watching Grease-specifically, the scene where Rizzo (in true Rizzo fashion,) kicks all the other T-Birds out of Kenickie’s car, saying “What do you guys think this is? A gangbang?” It’s a testament to my parents’ integrity that they didn’t pretend not to hear me or just lie to me, although I was mortified as they started to explain it. In that moment, I never could have imagined that one day, five dykes would affectionately encircle and use me until I squirted through multiple puppy pads, all to make my 29th birthday wish come true.