When you think of Arkansas, you probably picture the beautiful Ozarks, delicious BBQ, and maybe a little bit of country charm. But behind all the natural beauty lies a treasure trove of quirky laws that will make you raise an eyebrow. Get ready to dive into some of the most bizarre and humorous laws from the Natural State—you’ll be glad you don’t have to live by them.
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It’s Illegal to Mispronounce the Name of the State
That’s right. In Arkansas, saying “Ar-KAN-saw” (with a hard “s” sound) can technically land you in trouble. So, remember to emphasize the “saw” and keep your pronunciation respectful.
You Can’t Keep Alligator Hides in Your Home
While alligators are certainly a thing in Arkansas, if you’re lucky enough to nab a hide, don’t think about keeping it in your living room. State law prohibits alligator hides in residential areas—guess they don’t want your house to be a reptile museum.
You Can’t Miss Sunday Church Services If You Own a Pool Table
This one’s a real gem! If you have a pool table in your home, you’re legally required to attend church on Sundays. It’s the state’s way of making sure you keep your soul as sharp as your cue stick.
It’s Illegal to Keep a Pet Alligator Without a Permit
Alligators as pets? Sure, just make sure you’ve got the proper paperwork. Arkansans take their gators seriously, and owning one requires a little more than just a big backyard.
You Can’t Park Your Car in Front of Your Own House (In Some Places)
If you live in certain parts of Arkansas, parking in front of your own house might just be a criminal act! Be careful where you leave your car; your neighbors might just call you out.
It’s Illegal to Shoot a Fish in Arkansas
Sure, fish can be slippery, but it’s not like you need to pull out a gun to catch one. In fact, Arkansas has made it illegal to shoot fish, so stick to a rod and reel if you want to reel in your dinner.
You Must Have a Permit to Fish in Your Own Pond
Apparently, your backyard pond isn’t quite the free-for-all you thought it was. If you want to fish in your own pond, you’ll need a permit—because who knew private fishing had so many regulations?
It’s Illegal to Whisper in Church
Hoping to have a quiet chat with a friend during service? Think again! In Arkansas, whispering during church service is strictly prohibited—so prepare to keep your gossip to yourself.
You Can’t Play Dominoes on Sundays
If you’re planning a Sunday game of dominoes, be prepared to find a place where it’s not Sunday. Arkansas has a law against playing dominoes on Sundays, possibly because the state prefers a more peaceful sabbath.
It’s Illegal to Have a “Fake” Mustache
If you think you can pull off a fake mustache for fun or disguise, think again. In Arkansas, it’s technically illegal to wear a fake mustache that causes laughter in church—so much for a clever disguise!
It’s Illegal to Dance in Certain Places
While you might want to cut loose at your favorite spot in Arkansas, dancing in certain public places is a no-go. So, if you’ve got some serious moves, make sure you’re in the right venue to avoid a fine.
No Hanging Out with a Hummingbird Without Permission
If you’re in Arkansas and planning to have a heart-to-heart with a hummingbird, you’d better have the proper license. It’s against the law to “keep” or “hold” a hummingbird without an official permit.
It’s Illegal to Use a Squirrel as a Hunting Dog
Apparently, the squirrel is best left to its own devices, as using one as a hunting dog is prohibited. Arkansas has laws to make sure animals know their roles—and squirrel hunting isn’t one of them.
You Can’t Salute the Flag While Sitting
In Arkansas, if you’re showing respect to the flag, standing is the only proper option. Saluting while sitting is technically considered disrespectful, so stand tall and proud…