California—the land of endless sunshine, surfboards, and “it’s all good” vibes. But beyond the laid-back lifestyle, California has its own set of hilarious sayings that’ll leave you grinning, scratching your head, and maybe even trying to adopt a little West Coast swagger. Whether you’re cruising down the Pacific Coast Highway or stuck in traffic on the 405, here are 17 sayings you’ll only hear in California.
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“That’s totally rad.”
Translation: Something is incredibly cool or awesome. (Yes, “rad” is making a comeback!)
“If it’s not on Instagram, it didn’t happen.”
Translation: In California, everything is documented for social media—if you didn’t post it, did it really happen?
“Chill, bro, you’re stressing me out.”
Translation: Relax and calm down, everything is fine.
“It’s all good in the hood.”
Translation: Everything’s fine, don’t worry about it—just another day in paradise.
“She’s got the whole world in her ‘L.A. pocket’.”
Translation: Someone’s living the dream, making it big in the City of Angels.
“That’s so 1990s.”
Translation: An outdated idea, trend, or fashion—basically, you’re behind the times.
“I’m just here for the avocado toast.”
Translation: A playful nod to California’s love of all things avocado and trendy brunch food.
“Don’t harsh my mellow.”
Translation: Please don’t ruin my good mood or vibe.
“Like a tourist in Venice Beach.”
Translation: Someone who looks a little out of place, clueless, and clearly not a local.
“I’m California dreaming.”
Translation: You’re envisioning a life of bliss and endless sun—probably in a hammock near the beach.
“More dramatic than a reality TV show.”
Translation: Someone is overreacting or causing unnecessary drama—move over, Kardashians.
“If you can’t handle the heat, get out of the kitchen.”
Translation: Life in California is all about being able to handle challenges—if you can’t, maybe it’s time to leave.
“I’m going to get my zen on.”
Translation: Time for some yoga, meditation, or just chilling out to get your head right.
“Like a traffic jam on the 405.”
Translation: Something that’s slow-moving, frustrating, and feels like it’s never going to end.
“She’s got more drama than a soap opera.”
Translation: A person who brings unnecessary chaos wherever they go.
“This place is lit!”
Translation: Everything’s going great, and the energy is off the charts.
“It’s not a phase, Mom, it’s a lifestyle.”
Translation: An over-the-top way of describing someone’s commitment to a particular trend, culture, or identity…