Raise your hands, Massachusetts. Who’s a fan out there of that nasty little carrier of filth and pestilence known as the cockroach? Anyone?…Bueller?…Anyone? Nobody? Me neither.
And believe me when I tell you cockroaches are EVERYWHERE. Doesn’t matter the living conditions or climate. I’ve lived all over the country and I know this: Even if you can’t see them, they are there.
In Florida, they’re called “palmetto bugs”. That’s just a fancy name for “cockroach”. Oh, and they are HUGE. I mean palmetto bugs are GINORMOUS COCKROACHES. And I don’t like them…and I never will…