Publix is supposed to be peaceful. You walk in craving a sub and leave with way more than you planned, including a bouquet of flowers and a tub of cookie dough you didn’t need.
But nothing wrecks that peaceful grocery vibe faster than a rude Floridian who acts like the store was built just for them.
If you’ve ever sighed loudly in the produce section, you already know what kind of chaos we’re about to call out.
Parking Their Cart Like It’s a Boat at the Marina
You know the type. They roll their cart right into the middle of the aisle and just leave it there while they wander off. Maybe they’re eyeing the GreenWise granola bars or comparing the price of apple butter to guava jelly…