Step 1 for approaching a MAMIL (middle-aged man in Lycra) in the wild: Do not, under any circumstances, look at their junk.
We all have questions and need advice, but sometimes the pseudo therapy in the Instagram stories of astrology girlies doesn’t cut it. Or maybe the gate-keeping culture of adventure bros has you fearing the judgment that comes with revealing yourself as a newbie at anything. This monthly advice column exists to hold space for you and your Boulder queries (especially the uncool ones).
Is it gonna be OK? …