In one of the most unprecedented moves in collegiate dining history, U.Va. Dine announced Monday the launch of the Rotunda Royale Games — students will be fighting for Flex Dollars, meal exchanges and edible food.
According to University officials and due to the mounting costs of feeding thousands of students on an ever-shrinking budget, the only fair solution is a battle — pitting roommate against roommate, frat bro against frat bro and people-watcher against people-watcher.
The prize for the champion of these games will be access to the “Super All Access Mega Dining Plan” — a gold star dining experience rumored to have food that actually tastes good, as well as a 24/7 pancake bar, exotic fruit-like strawberries and Newcomb’s backroom poker nights with Ms. Kathy. The plan still only allows for 10 guest swipes and two meal exchanges a day, but gives its holders unlimited access to the new Flex Dollar Casino…