If you’ve been counting drinks like calories, Uncle Sam just gave you a hall pass. The new Dietary Guidelines for Americans are scrapping the longtime suggestion of limiting alcohol to just one or two drinks a day. That’s right—there’s officially no set number anymore.
Moderation is Key
Now, instead of giving you a daily cap, the updated guidance will vaguely suggest we all “drink in moderation” or consider limiting alcohol due to health risks. So basically: you do you, but maybe don’t go full spring break in Cancun.
Experts say this shift isn’t because alcohol suddenly got healthy—it’s just that the science behind the old limits was, well, shaky. Lubbock’s bars, breweries, and patios might get a little busier this summer…not that I’m complaining!
Bottom line? The government’s stepping back, so if you need a toast today, you’ve got one more reason.
This got me thinking: “In what ways will the Hub City be different now that we’re all allowed to get hammered?”
Well, Here’s What I’m Thinking…
1. The Line at Chimy’s Will Now Start at 8 a.m.
Now that Uncle Sam is basically saying, “Sure, have another,” expect brunch to turn into a full-blown day party. Mimosas in the morning, margaritas by noon, and by 5 p.m. you’ll swear that cute co-ed winked winked at you. (HINT: She didn’t)…