I promise I did not source this story from The Onion. This indeed legitimately happened.
In mid-June, a stray hen was rescued in front of a Buffalo Wild Wings restaurant in Iowa. The rescue was confirmed by the Animal Rescue League of Iowa in a Facebook post that needs to be seen to be believed.
According to the Facebook post, Animal Rescue League service officers were notified of the hen via calls to their office. They swung by the Buffalo Wild Wings restaurant, located at 3311 S.E. 14th Street in Des Moines and successfully rescued it:…