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The other night, I had an unexpected brush with wildlife right here in my Cedarburg neighborhood. While walking home, I noticed something dart across the road about a block ahead. At first glance, it moved like no animal I’d seen around here—low to the ground, long-limbed, with a tail that whipped behind it. For a second, I thought, a monkey? (Yeah, a little too much late-night “Jumanji,” maybe.)…