Yeah, you heard me. If you do this before you get dressed in the morning, I hate to break it to you—you’re definitely from Illinois.
Born in raised in Rockford, Illinois has truly made me a certain kind of person. I have more winter apparel in my closet than summer clothes, use all the Midwest slang, and know to wait half a second before accelerating when the light turns green at an intersection. We’re built different here.
We also know that living in an all-seasons state that weather is very, very, very unpredictable. If it says 75 degrees and sunny, I’m going to assume it’s 50 degrees and wear long sleeve just to be safe…