California isn’t just a state—it’s practically its own planet, complete with microclimates, traffic-based time calculations, and an obsession with avocados. And just like the weather, the lingo shifts depending on whether you’re in NorCal, SoCal, the Central Valley, or somewhere deep in wine country. But if these phrases roll off your tongue naturally, congratulations—you’re definitely California born (or at least California broken in).
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1. “Let’s take the 405.”
Translation: We’re choosing a soul-crushing traffic jam on purpose.
Only Californians say the before freeway numbers—and then complain about it the entire ride.
2. “It’s hella hot today.”
Translation: Northern California is showing up strong with this one…