Authorities are contemplating the possibility of a soda-obsessed goat gang roaming the town after yet another establishment fell prey to the ol’ ‘smash the window, grab the soda, distract with the goat’ scheme that’s plagued this particular area.
Curry Pizza Co., has suffered its fourth break-in this year, while nearby Little Caesar’s has also seen a string of soda-related burglaries. Prior to the break-in, a man in a black hoodie with a goat was caught on camera casing the place. Minutes later, he allegedly smashed two windows and stole not cash, not pizza, but two 2-liter bottles of soda.
The message this daring, criminal duo sends is clear: We are thirsty, we are coming for your sodas, and we’re not paying…