Another day, another wild conversation. If you had to use the bathroom and someone was using it but wouldn’t get out, how would you handle it? It’s a dire situation so it’s hard to really imagine unless you’ve been in it but, Dave had a wild move. He said he’d bust in the door and if you don’t get up, he’s pooping on you.
According to Gulf Coast News Now, “A man is facing charges for aggravated assault with a deadly weapon after Lee County Sheriff’s Office says he pulled a gun on another man at a Circle K gas station on Bonita Beach Road in Bonita Springs, Florida, because he was impatient for the bathroom. The victim called 911, saying, “Hey, I just had a guy flash a gun to my face.” Deputies say the victim explained that Joseph Jimenez began banging on the bathroom door Sunday, urging him to hurry up.”
We’ve all needed to go. It’s terrible when the only toilet is occupied and you have to go immediately. Do you wait? Do you use the sink? Use the trash can or the urinal? Or, do you kick the door open, enter with your ass first and poop on the person who hasn’t left yet? Dave says he would do the latter…