Well, folks, if the rapture really does happen, we’ve gotta be honest with ourselves: not everyone in Lubbock is getting sucked up into heaven. A few of us are just destined to stay behind to do important things like argue over beans in chili and which restaurant in town has the best queso. It is what it is.
Instead of sitting around sulking about eternal damnation, I’ve got a feeling that the unlucky. unchosen few would actually throw a surprisingly kickass party. You know the type of people they are—shameless, loud, with a high likelihood their fridges are already stocked with cruddy, cheap beer.
Check out 10 people in Lubbock who would, without a doubt, 100%, be left behind…