According to some TikTok prophets, the rapture is supposed to happen today or tomorrow. I’m already making plans on what I’m going to do while the faithful are floating skyward.
Never mind that the Bible clearly says in Matthew 24:36 and Mark 13:32 that no one knows the day or the hour—apparently TikTok influencers know better. I’m not kidding, there’s a whole corner of the app convinced this is “rapture week.”
If they’re right, I figure we’ll get a couple of chill days before the tribulation fully kicks in. So why not live it up? Here are my top five stops in Lubbock for the “preshow” to tribulations.
My Top 5 Rapture Hangouts In Lubbock
5. Church – Not for holy reasons. I just know they’re big, empty, and great for squatting. Think of it as a bed and breakfast… with communion wine…