We don’t like to hear stories about things being stolen in Amarillo. When it happens, and it does, we like to band together to recover the missing item and help make things right. Recently, a local business posted something that has us scratching our heads.
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Because honestly… how do you even steal something this big? It’s like walking off with a life-sized Barney costume. You remember Barney, don’t you? He is big and purple, and so is this missing item.
How Do You Even Steal a Chair This Big?
The folks at Coconutz on Olsen say someone made off with their giant, purple Crown Royal chair. You know the one—it’s basically a throne fit for royalty, just a little more happy hour than Buckingham Palace.
The Crown Royal Throne Goes Missing
Now, we’re not saying Amarillo has criminal masterminds walking around, but you’d think sneaking out with a giant purple chair might draw a little attention. Did they roll it out the front door like it was just another barstool? Did they back up a truck? Or maybe, just maybe, someone just sat in it and dared their friends to “carry me home.” You know there had to be alcohol involved in the decision-making process. You just know it.
Somewhere out there, this chair is sitting in a living room or a man cave. Sure, it makes for one heck of a conversation starter—but is “I swiped a giant purple chair from Coconutz” really the story you want to be telling?
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