Luke Fickell goes into a mind-numbing coachspeak rant in total self-preservation mode

You cannot put a price on peace. There is no relief coming for as long as the University of Wisconsin-Madison decides that Luke Fickell is a respectable Power Four head football coach. His teams are never prepared entering any games. They do not beat ranked teams for the life of them. Even more concerning, they may not win a game for the rest of the season because this offense is so worthless.

So when Fickell took to the podium after Wisconsin’s latest huge embarrassing failure after falling to the Michigan Wolverines 24-10 on the road, his brain was either in a Dan Wetzel pretzel or was more cooked than Frank Reich’s coaching the Carolina Panthers. The man lives to contradict himself. Word salad is his favorite salad. Whatever he spews into a microphone must be cleaned up in hazmat suits.

What on god’s green earth is he trying to say here? It is like competing competitively in competitions…

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