Listen, if you told me that somewhere in Cleveland Heights there’s a restaurant where the walls scream, the ceiling bleeds, and the appetizers might actually bite back, I’d say “Sure, but how’s the food?”
The Haunted House Restaurant sits on Lee Road like that friend who shows up to the party dressed as Dracula in July – completely committed to the bit and somehow making it work.
You know those places where they halfheartedly tape up some paper bats for Halloween and call it spooky?
This is not that place…